The 2026 Nissan Armada Nismo Is Weird and Hilarious

48 thoughts on “The 2026 Nissan Armada Nismo Is Weird and Hilarious”

1. It looks like a Scion xB grew up, got old, and gained weight

2. they added arch fenders, but forgot to throw in the wheel spacers.

3. They definitely over did it with the Nismo thing. Stuff like that makes the vehicle look tacky

4. This looks like a giant Scion xB

5. Ugly in capital U

6. This isn't a Nissan Armada Nismo edition. This is a Nissan Nismo Armada edition

7. new f pace svr plz 🙏🏽 dream suv!

8. It makes a lot more sense than an off road version. Almost none of you who buy SUVs take them off road.

9. Is the Escalade V not a performance model?

10. I have wanted something like this. Sorry Doug.

11. It’s not Nismoy 😂

12. Сиденья очень неудобные

13. 16:39 It has been around since 2015 under the name Patrol, which is used in the Middle Eastern markets.

14. $82K for a Nissan? AYFKM?

15. Look at that 90s'esque plastic on the interior when he does close-up shots. Trash. Utter trash. This thing will be falling apart in 5 years.

16. "Expertly tuned" reminds me of terms like "virtually" and "genuine." The semantics of what companies are allowed to say by how they say it is ridiculous. They've essentially turned what was once a serious tuner label and made it… well… just a label.

17. The sticker on the mirror should tell you all you need to know about the current state of build quality over at Nissan.

18. "Let's just appreciate Nissan…"

    No. Stop it with your grotesquely low standards. I want reliability. I want build-quality.

19. Ffs please don’t tell Altima owners about this

20. who asked for this?????

21. The Armada already struggles to sell in the states, not sure why Nissan is doubling down for a company that’s borderline broke.

22. Am I crazy for thinking that a performance 3-row SUV, isn’t kooky?? Like Mercedes makes the GLS63 AMG, Audi makes the SQ7, BMW makes the X7 M60i, etc. Even Cadillac makes the Escalade a part of the “V” performance section. So, is it insane for Nissan to make a NISMO Armada, with the consideration that Infiniti doesn’t have a performance sect anymore???

23. What they ran out of red ink the nismo badge on the steering wheel is black no red this is a deal breaker

24. So funny, flares….where the tire still can't tuck under load. Stupid

25. I wouldnt consider this full size. Its still drastically smaller than Navigator and Escalade.

26. You fail to explain. Is that a Nismo?

27. The fake laugh is out of control

28. What about the escalade v?

29. At least the escalade looks good

30. No need to misrespect this Nissan, USA is not the only rich market on the world!

31. Escalade V is a high performance suv

32. This would've went hard in need for speed underground 2

33. so ugly omfg

34. Finally! A nismo trim for my living room and fridge!

35. Saw one today in Jersey and thought i was losing my mind

36. Beautiful
    I like ❤
    What's the cost ?

37. I feel like this suv is meant to compete more with the Escalade V and Durango models?? I also think there is an odd niche of fast 3 row suvs that exists only in the USA 💀

38. So all that just to add 35hp

39. I'd get this is they added cooled front seats and a bench rather than captain seats in the 2nd row. But as they don't, I'm picking the Platinum Reserve.

40. +35Hp is just A Spit in Buyers face😂

41. And only a fraction shorter and lighter than a WWII battleship.

42. Should have stuffed VR38DETT in there.

43. THE most aesthetically appalling motor vehicle in the history of motor vehicles. YUK!!🤢

44. What about the Escalade V-model? They’ve had that since 22

45. Honestly I feel like this thing was about 100-150hp shy of being a big hit. All of the big bad “super suvs” make north of 600hp these days. If this at least got close it would have been competitive.

46. That's a very ugly SUV. The worst in that category

47. It definitely fulfills my midlife crisis

48. It’s so ugly I love it

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